I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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