if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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