Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You coming home soon, man?
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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