Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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