Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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