Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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