Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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