You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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