My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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