I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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