I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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