Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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