OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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