Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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