no. you can't hotbox the world.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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