Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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