i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He? As in you personified your dick?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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