I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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