So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
