Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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