yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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