I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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