she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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