Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
