you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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