Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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