hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Randomize
