remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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