So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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