...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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