you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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