He asked to "fluff my boner.."
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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