Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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