dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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