Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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