there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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