i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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