sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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