Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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