Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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