Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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