We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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