Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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