Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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