If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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