Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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