Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm bleeding and have questions
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