Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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