party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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