sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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