he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Oh god it's open bar.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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