called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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